Audrey: I am the personification of distressed glamour. I make scenes in Boston, MA.
It's Me. And sometimes you. (But mostly me). Enjoy, bébé.
I run a real blog, too! Check it: audreystardust.blogspot.com
Photographer: Elizabeth Weinberg
Mark this as one of the few times in my adult life that I have successfully had my shit together.
First Illustrated Quote Chart from I Love Chart-ist Reader Submission!
“After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.” – Oscar Wilde
Thanks to likethatofarainbow for the quote! Oscar Wilde was definitely a character, and if anyone were to be given the opportunity to hang out with him (in the afterlife… obviously) I’m sure they would appreciate this guide to rely upon.
Claude Monet, Irises in Monet’s Garden, 1900.
before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
